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Pipe Cleaner Shoe Straps
Usually I don’t think Joe’s wife’s ideas are as bad as Joe’s, but now I’m not so fucking sure. This morning she shared with me a new fashion statement she’s been working on. “Summer shoes are so...
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Scratch N’ Sniff Mouse Pad
Texts between Joe and I: Joe: I’m so unmotivated today. Me: It’s Friday, what do you expect? Joe: But I have lots of work I need to do. Me: Then do it. 10 minutes later … Joe: Scratch and...
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Treadmill Bike
Joe came into work very sad today. I thought it was just a case of the Monday’s, but it was much more than that. “Well, I blew it!” He explained. “I had my chance, and I missed a great opportunity. Big...
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Shower WTF
Joe makes rage comics. They never do very well (and you’ll see fucking why), but he makes them. Now, he’s told me the story about his most awkward shower every, and I was going to write about it, as I...
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Joe Gets Tough
Joe is a pretty easy-going, mellow guy for the most part. It takes a lot to ruffle his feathers, and he doesn’t always stand up for himself when he’s getting picked on or taken advantage of. He’d much...
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A Vacation with Joe
These past few days I’ve been on vacation with friends. Somehow Joe weaseled his way into the trip. I mean, what’s a relaxing get-a-way without fucking Joe and his spastic antics, right? Spare me....
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Your-fly-is-down Alert System
A bunch of college friends, including Joe and I, were invited to stay at a friends’ beach house this past week. Since Joe and I live close to one another, we decided to make the 7+ hour ride together....
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Playing-cards Table Glue
While on vacation with friends, including Joe (can’t believe I just called him a fucking friend), we became obsessed with the card game Dominion. If you haven’t heard of or played this game yet, I am...
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Bedazzled Orthopedic Shoes
This one came out of the blue one afternoon when Joe and I were walking around town on vacation. We saw this well-put-together woman in her 70s dressed in leopard pants and a sparkly black top. “She...
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Blood Red
I’d like to take a break from the shitty ideas I gathered over vacation to bring you one of Joe’s famous awkward moments. You know … fucking mix it up a bit. One day when Joe was in middle school, he...
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